she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath
This post is so incredibly dumb and everytime I come across it I just can’t help but laugh. This site is just magical. Where else will you get this nonsense?
goofballproximitysurveyor-deact:
when people put “trigger warning” on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for
this post contains notes
does it?
does it though?
Fuck is going on here
post expired
Son of no notes ghost post.
obsessed with how tumblr just sometimes Does This
im going to start a false crime podcast where i explain crimes that never actually happened
i’m going to do the crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crime podcast
none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.
Why is this back on my dash in 2018
Why is this back on my dash in the year of our tormentor 2021?
Yep… totally fine…
Update the third.
True love is happening on the sticky hand wall.
hand in unlovable hand
he knows we know
they don’t know this is a meme here and that we are funnier than them
we hide in plain sight
fanvergentinanexistentialcrisis:
roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia can´t
Thanks Obama
Wtf
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have found a Legendary Post
ITS HERE
How did Russia make a fucking TUMBLR POST illegal
i love abortion and i love divorce
i pop some pills and i ride my horse
i log onto tumblr and i start discourse
eyyyy macarena
this has the strongest 2014 tumblr vibe i’ve seen in a while, can’t believe this post is 5 days old
THIS POST IS FIVE DAYS OLD???? I THOUGHT IT WAS AT LEAST 2 YEARS OLD!!!!!!!
happy 9 day anniversary to this post 💖
date of origin: April 18, 2021


























